Old Saint Nick's got Bourbon breath It's so cold you could catch your death A cop sold me some crystal meth It's a merry fuckin' Christmas
Everything's so Criss-muss-ee The streets are twinkling with frozen pee My priest just sat on Santa's knee It's a merry fuckin' Christmas
All the kids go to bed each night To dream what Santa brings 'em Unless they're Jewish or Muslim Or some other gyp religion
Crappy toys flyin' off the shelves Midgets dressed up to look like elves Spread good cheer or burn in Hell It's a merry fuckin' Christmas
Cracklin' fires to keep me warm And my collection of Asian porn Cradle my bells and work my horn It's a keep-on-truckin' Last-year-suckin' Midget-chuckin' Slap-the-puckin' How-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuckin' Merrrry fuuuuckin' Christmaaaaaas
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