shinobisword

shinobisword @ 2005-01-13T12:40:00

2005-01-13T17:52:03Z

Just letting everyone know that I'm alive. I have heat in the house now, but I developed bronchitis from being in the house for so long without heat. My chest hurts even from small breaths, but I'm getting the prescription for my medication filled today and hopefully should be fine by the time my birthday rolls around on the first day of Aquarius.

I can't proclaim or give wishes of " happy new y*** "since nothing that fits that description has occured as of yet, but I'll be sure to do so as soon as it happens.

For anyone who tried to call my cell number (702-****) during the holidays and couldn't get through, that was my fault. I didn't realize the battery was too low for me to receive/make calls. Since it was Christmas time, I thought it was because so many other people were using the fell phone network.

I'm gone for now.

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shinobisword @ 2004-12-21T23:39:00

2004-12-22T04:55:57Z

I'm alive, and not sick anymore. 3 hours of throwing up does wonders. Whoosh.

I have spent the last 2 weeks curled up in a house that is around 35 degrees. Electric blanket is very much useless now. Took this long because I kept waiting for the landlord to send a furnace repair person. Seems that isn't happening, so now I have to pay out of MY POCKET to fix shit he was supposed to deal with earlier this year.

All I know is he BETTER don't be expecting any fucking rent from me THIS God-damn month.

Oh, and I called the gass company to have them send someone over to fix the furnace. They were supposed to come today.

Still waiting..... But hey, maybe they'll show up for a midnight run. Pssh.

I have no friends/family to be with for Christmas.

A week ago I was thinking about going upstairs and just lounging around my neighbor's apartment, but then I saw my gas bill a few days ago.

b>$151.00</b>

So how do I, someone who has no heat (other than in the bathroom and kitchen) rack up such a hefty expense? From their neighbor's stealing gas from their gas-line. He has heat (when he hasn't paid any gas costs since last millenia) while me, who's spending MONEY is freezing. I'm calling DTE Energy and reporting him. Let him feel what it's like to not be able to get out of bed for fear your digits will drop off.

I'll be staying at the Renaissance Hotel in downtown Detroit from the 24th to 26th. It is my effort to decrease the suckiness of this year's Christmas as much as possible.

I'd wish you all Merry Christmas, but why fucking bother?

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shinobisword @ 2004-12-18T18:13:00

2004-12-18T23:21:15Z

About 3 days ago I ate 2 Boca Brand vege-burgers then about 5 minutes later ate some cereal with soymilk. I think the milk was spoiled, because since then, I've felt like throwing up, but I haven't been able to. I asked my neighbor to go pick me up some syrup of ipecac today (it's a medicine that makes you vomit) so I can finally get back to normal. I'm aprehensive about taking it, but fuck it - I'm sick of having my stomach feel like i'm on the downward spiral of a rollercoaster.

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shinobisword @ 2004-12-18T17:43:00

2004-12-18T22:47:25Z

Old Saint Nick's got Bourbon breath
It's so cold you could catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas

Everything's so Criss-muss-ee
The streets are twinkling with frozen pee
My priest just sat on Santa's knee
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas

All the kids go to bed each night
To dream what Santa brings 'em
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim
Or some other gyp religion

Crappy toys flyin' off the shelves
Midgets dressed up to look like elves
Spread good cheer or burn in Hell
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas

Cracklin' fires to keep me warm
And my collection of Asian porn
Cradle my bells and work my horn
It's a keep-on-truckin'
Last-year-suckin'
Midget-chuckin'
Slap-the-puckin'
How-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuckin'
Merrrry fuuuuckin' Christmaaaaaas

Fucking Foreigners...

2004-12-14T20:29:45Z

I have decided to COMPLETELY stop shipping movies or video game posters to any other country other than the U.S.

I am not the type that has time for that "Oh, well I didn't see that in your auction listing" bullshit, so I make sure I make my auction description and shipping policies as clear as possible. Here's a real example: This was in the "Shipping Policies" section of the last aracde poster auction I put up.

"We ship via United States Postal Service Priority Mail with Delivery Confirmation or USPS Global Express Mail with Tracking."

And some stupid fuck from Japan bid on the item, won it, then sends me a message asking "How much for airmail?"

BITCH, DO IT SAY WE SHIP BY FUCKING AIRMAIL? GET YOUR CHING-CHANG ASS AND GO SWALLOW SOME FUCKING CHOPSTICKS.

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shinobisword @ 2004-12-10T21:39:00

2004-12-11T02:41:30Z

When's the last time you had some

???

shinobisword @ 2004-12-07T21:29:00

2004-12-08T03:00:25Z

This week hasn't been very note-worthy for me. I bought 95 paperback fantasy (dragons / spells fantasy, not naked booby bitches / swashbucklers fantasy) and sci-fi books last week off of eBay. And 5 more trade paperback comic collections. The Route 666 and Way of the Rat ones by CrossGen were good. I want to get the rest of those series. My order for four of The Mystic comic books (also by CrossGen comics) arrived today. That, I'm looking forward to reading.

If you're wondering what's the obsession with reading, it's because I've decided to sequester myself away for the winter. I'm not going out anywhere or meeting anyone until spring. That way I can drastically reduce my chances of getting the flu or any other communicable disease. Those kinds of stuff can be double-sickening if your immune system is fucked like mine.

Thought about costumes for japanese animation / anime conventions next year. I want to go as a character from The Kids Next Door cartoon. Their enemy team The Delightful Children from Down the Lane. His name's Lenny and he's the one who wears the red football helmet and blue uniform. It would be nice to find some other KND characters to hang out with during a con. I have the monotone Delightful accent ingrained too. :)

I went to get my weekly dose of herbal vitamins and healthy junk from Rite-Aid tonight and saw they were selling the Spider-Man 2 DVD. Grabbed it, and later found out my neighbor has a decent quality bootleg version already. Wasted money. Waaah. :(
But at least I got to download and watch Team America. It was retarded. :D

Hold on a sec...

*Kills the immensely large fly that managed to get in room even though my door's shut*

Rest in pieces, you buzzing bastard.

Well, to tell the truth, he's still in one piece. I squished him with a Priority Mail envelope while he was on the ceiling... and there is where he still is. Had to do a Michael Jordan just to reach it. He dead though., and that's all that matter. Hope he don't drop down my shirt the next time I pass under him.

That would make me scream like a little girly-man.

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shinobisword @ 2004-12-03T17:45:00

2004-12-03T22:50:03Z

Our world is in peril, Gaia, the spirit of the earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet, she sends five magic rings to five special young people:

Kwame: From Africa, with the power of Earth

From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire

From the Soviet Union, Linka, with the Power of the Wind

From Asia, Gi, with the power of the Water

And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart

When the five powers combine, they summon earth's greatest champion, CAPTAIN PLANET!

GO PLANET!!!

:)

shinobisword @ 2004-11-30T22:43:00

2004-12-01T03:44:05Z

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=17082&item=2289071081&rd=1

shinobisword @ 2004-11-29T21:20:00

2004-11-30T02:24:27Z

Something I bought just cuz Spider-Man 2 is coming out on DVD tommorrow:

It's "The Essential Spiderman" and has a shitload of old stories from the Amzing Spider man series. About 200 pages. :O

Now I'm off to go fondle a spandex-clad super-hero. Bye bye!

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shinobisword @ 2004-11-27T19:36:00

2004-11-28T00:37:25Z

Chicks dig giant robots.

shinobisword @ 2004-11-25T14:41:00

2004-11-25T19:42:03Z

Commence the slaughter of untold numbers of gobbly-gobble creatures!

shinobisword @ 2004-11-20T06:24:00

2004-11-20T11:26:31Z

Why the fuck isn't there a key for the "cents" symbol on my keyboard?

Some very sucky news:

2004-11-19T13:45:58Z

ABC Family has re-created Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger. It starts airing next week.

Oh the HORROR!

80's Flashback

2004-11-16T08:06:31Z

Went to dentist. They said I need a root canal sometime within the next few months, and they put a real temporary filling in my mouf. Just like before, I got a young east Indian dentist, and there was hardly any pain. On a completely different note, I wonder if anyone else caught on to the G.I. Joe the movie (the one from waaaaay back in the late 80's) reference that was made during the most recent episode of SeaLab 2021?

shinobisword @ 2004-11-15T10:18:00

2004-11-15T15:55:05Z

I've decided my "shit to do before I get sick again" list should include trying new foods I hadn't ate yet. So I placed a huge order at https://www.AsianFoodGrocer.com a few minutes ago.

Teriyaki Nori
Umezu Takuwan Tokuyo
Kanei Tosakko Mini Katsuo
Shiitake Mushrooms Whole
Inarizushi No Momo
Lychee in Syrup
Mackerel Teriyaki Sauce
Noodle King Beef
Noodle King Wonton
Souper Bowl Ramen Chicken
Langka Sweet Jackfruit
China Gravy Veggie Jerky
Wild Plum Konjac Fiber Slices
Orchid's Dried Mango
Tomato & Salad Pretz
Pizza Pretz
Hi-Chew Lychee
Calbee Curry Chips
Orchids Wasabi Peas
Rice Crackers Sesame Bits
Rice Crackers Tokyo Mix
Gingseng Drink
Original Flavor Ramune Soda
Wood Anime Shiragen Chopsticks
Fun Chop

I even managed to find a 10% off coupon at http://www.FatWallet.com after searching on Google. Whoosh! Now I'm going to take a quick shower, then down some cold medicine to knock me out until tonight when my neighbor gives me a ride to the dentist.

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It's a bird, it's a plane... NO! It's SuuuperTeeth!

2004-11-14T18:27:32Z

The Temparin Temporary Filling I bought at Rite Aid a few months ago finally came out. My tooth is hurtifying once again. so I'll be making my way to SuperTeeth on Monday. They did a good job with the extraction last time I waqs there, so I know it won't hurt that much for them to give me a filling. They open on Sundays until 4PM, so if my neighbor comes home before 3, I'll go today instead.

http://www.SuperTeeth.net

Ish das nich und great big dick? Yah das ist und great big dick!

2004-11-09T15:03:48Z

Today is the anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall.

I remember when I was in like 6th grade, I spent a whole $15 on what I thought was a model of the famous Berlin Wall. The box made it look all cool and interesting. Psssh... all it was, was a damned chunk of the wall. Whoopty-fucking doo. If I wanted a damn piece of old-ass brick, I'd much rather get one from New York or someplace alot more lively. Friggin' sausage-sucking German bastids. If most of the guys from there weren't so cute, i'd karate-fy them. :P

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shinobisword @ 2004-11-09T02:41:00

2004-11-09T07:42:26Z

The first episode of Witch Hunter Robin was shown on Cartoon Network around 2:00 AM. Sugoi!

And I know a secret... BananaJoe is homeless! :O

Well, maybe not really homeless. But a package I sent to him came back as undeliverable. So i'm suspicious. >_>

Now Squat, Now Squeeze... Let's Shape those Buns of Steel!

2004-11-07T05:37:17Z

I promised Ahmed I would post another song from the Virgin Islands. So... i'm gonna.

This one is really old. I think I was in 9th grade when it first came out. It's a really good Road March song. In the V.I., a Road March is a huge procession of people (almost 1,000 or more at times) who dance while following a big Mack truck that's blasting out the song of whichever band won in a competition they hold a few days earlier. And it's not a short event either - they do this for miiiiles. Road Marches are one of the reasons Payless Shoes became so popular in the islands. You can go and buy a good strong pair for cheap. Cuz whatever shoes you wear to the road March will most likely have holes in the soles by the time it's finished. XD

http://shinobisword.fu8.com/Gym-Jam.mp3

Ther's an actual dance for Gym Jam that people do during Road March, and you can figure out most of the moves just by listening to the lyrics. Provided you American bastids can uderstand them. ;P

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shinobisword @ 2004-11-06T05:37:00

2004-11-06T10:42:24Z

Eh stuuuuupid Dee Dee.... you are so stuuuuuupid.

shinobisword @ 2004-11-05T15:08:00

2004-11-05T20:11:08Z

Voting Machine Error Gave Bush Over 3,000 Extra Votes

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041105/ap_on_el_pr/voting_problems

Yeah... like we couldn't see THAT coming from a mile away. *Rolls eyes*

Seriously...

2004-11-03T23:32:14Z

I cannot believe this motherfucker won. What's even MORE unbelievable is the fact that so many American people had the fucking gall to vote for his ass after SO MUCH PROVEN EVIDENCE was layed out against him that showed he has lied to the country on numerous occasions. Bill Clinton lied once, and it wasn't about reasons for starting an unprovoked war or about his military record.... just about who was sucking his dick on his off-time.

I have lost faith in the decision making capabilities of the average American. I hope he blows y'all asses up when he gets a chance. I think I'm ah move to Canada or France or something.

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shinobisword @ 2004-11-03T05:56:00

2004-11-03T11:01:47Z

Well, from the current voting results, it looks like the End of the World is nigh...

shinobisword @ 2004-11-03T02:31:00

2004-11-03T07:32:55Z

As of 2:30 Am via Yahoo:

Bush
249

Kerry
221

You gots to be fucking kidding me...